Do not pass gas. It is understood that accidents occur, but incidents such as these could greatly hinder future opportunities.

Shower and wash those regions. Is there anything more revolting than having to remove dark clingy matter from genitalia? Even the white powdery substance known as clitty litter could dampen the oral moment.

Clip, trim, and file those fingernails. Most women would cringe at the thought of a fresh thumbnail scratch slicing up their tunnels of love.

Nibbling, sucking, and kissing are acceptable, but beware of the excessive use of teeth. NOTE: People with braces should use a little more caution. Pubic hair can and will be viciously yanked out.

Clean your hands before oral encounters. Automobile grease, dirt, sand, gunk from outdoor activities, and acidic or pepper residues from food can create serious problems.

There is no need to choke, or suffocate, or gag you partner with your loins. Allow your mate to breathe comfortably. It is fine to get "caught up in the moment." The problems occur when women ride their mate's face until he loses consciousness and men try to force their pricks through the back of their partners' head. These acts could lead to hospital visits.

Unless you are a doctor performing an exam or have permission, do not stick anything up your partners ass, including fingers, fruits, vegetables, golf balls, beer bottles, candles, batteries, office products, flashlights, phones, PDA's, or the infamous gerbil. If you have an urge to shove some thing up some ones ass, use your own!

Keep yourself groomed. No need to be bald, just neatly trimmed. Women also appreciate a well-manicured man, so use those beard and mustache clippers. An added bonus, this creates the illusion of a much bigger member.

If your "friend" is in town, please let us know. As guys we understand there may be times of accidents and we eventually earn our "red wings." The point is this is not something we wish to repeat on a consistent basis.

Do not spit the mouthful of sex juice on your partners' stomach. It is a rude practice. Here are your only four options;

These are the more common issues the ASM and ASF encounter throughout his or her oral experiences. If you have an addition or wish to express a comment, please contact me.