| Can this be achieved? The techniques and advice contained in the rest of this section are shocking revelations in both giving and receiving oral gratification. These are proven must learn strategies in achieving the ultimate sexual release. So that may be a bit of a pud stretch, but I am always amazed at how many people are lost when they venture into their mates southern region. Men are constantly getting the short end of the stick in girlie magazines. Especially men with new partners, we have a deer caught in the headlights moment. We sport a clueless expression, stunned by the light or lack thereof, and an overwhelming feeling of complete and total confusion during our introductory muff dive. When we come face to crotch with the magical pink folds of ecstasy, we are intoxicated by the surge in hormones that blurs our technique, and style. In the meantime, our new conquests are left wondering if the lapping object between their legs is a drooling Saint Bernard or seizing epileptic. This situation is the most common or at least the most publicized complaint from women about their men. There are only three reasons why men are unsuccessful or do not perform well in giving oral pleasures:
All of these have a basic common theme that can be easily solved. It might be called ignorance, or stupidity, or lack of knowledge. In either choice of words, education and patience will transform a nervous puppy into a King of Cunnilingus. This sounds simple, but there is another factor that needs to be addressed. Many women are taught that their rug is dirty and should only be inspected for medical or hygienic purposes. Now we have two idiots who really should not be participating in this sexual act. Neither person has much experience, nor do they know what, how, or why they are doing it. Stop running with scissors people! So what can the female do to idiot proof this potential oral train wreck?
Now, we have one educated woman who knows her body very well and a guy who is still fumbling with the basics. Can you see where this is leading? Yes, it is time pass this knowledge to your orally retarded mate. If you don't, he is going to continue working the magic he used on his last partner and introducing those great new techniques that every one is talking about. You will leave him and basically restart the cycle with another uneducated slit licking fool. Wouldn't it be nice to find a guy who knew his way around that area, who knew how to tease, and who could tongue fuck you into a totally earth shaking and mind- numbing orgasm? The trick is how to teach him without crushing his ego. I wouldn't recommend pointing to your clitoris and screaming, "lick right there, dumb ass," that is not an option. You might want to try the subtle, yet direct approach, by softly saying, "yeah, right there," or "a little harder," or even the "oh God, yes." Or you could use the moaning technique. Every woman apparently knows this one; where she changes the volume and tone of her moan to guide the man without really saying anything. This may work, but remember two things; his mind isn't getting the blood it needs to function properly and his ears are covered. Add the television or music and basically you are feeding your privates to a slobbering, blind, and deaf mute. After all this, I do believe there is one "best way" to teach your mate how to enjoy your well prepared and groomed delicacy. I will coin it "Ears." It is true; they aren't just for listening anymore. Ears can and should be used for steering. The majority of men like it when a lass grabs a firm hold of the ears and pushes him in the right direction. For us, it is not only educational, but considerate; as well as a huge turn on. Some friends have confided that they have prematurely blown their wads when confronted with such an assertive, independent, and educated woman. The premature topic is for another article (stay-tuned). Let’s move to the other side of the relationship. Some women like to give head, others don't. It is a simple fact; there are talented ones out there and some who can’t spell dick. As men, we know our pricks quit well. We have been playing with it for years, so we know what we like and how we like it to be treated. The primary problems with women servicing men are the same as the ones mentioned for the men above. I am surprised at the lack of articles addressing technique and education on the topic of providing a decent rim job. Apparently, this is a taboo topic that not many women's magazines want to discuss. Well, I call Bullshit and demand equal rights. In the table below, I provide suggestions for women who wish to improve their experience and the corresponding insights for the men. Even with that mouthful of information you still may need more help. You might want to view porn videos focusing on fellatio or cunnilingus; there is no shame in learning. Then again there may be situations, people, or relationships where oral pleasure appears to be impossible. Maybe your partner is not responsive to oral exploration, or both of you are in a rut, or maybe it just seems awkward? Please see the link below on Sex |
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